I imagine the sun is going “OH SHIT THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WON’T LEAVE ME ALONE”
Wait you guys, you have to think: the sun is doing exactly the same thing as the planets. It isn’t zooming off in a straight line; it’s orbiting the center of the galaxy, which in turn is moving, and billions of stars are doing the same thing, and and and—!
Space is cool.
Actually, our solar system is slowly being pulled toward our galactic center to chill with all the super black holes. We’re all circling the toilet on a galactic scale.